The complete Fleabag. Every Word. Every Side-eye. Every Fox.
Fleabag: The Scriptures includes the filming scripts and the never-before-seen stage directions from the Golden Globe, Emmy and BAFTA winning series.
'Perfect' Guardian
'Perfect' Daily Telegraph
'Perfect' Stylist
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'Perfect' Evening Standard
'Perfect' Metro
'Perfect' Irish Times
'Perfect' RTE
'Perfect' Spectator
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'Perfect' Catholic Herald
'Perfection' Financial Times
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HAIRDRESSER
NO.
(pointing to Claire)
That is EXACTLY what she asked for.
FLEABAG
No it's not. We want compensation.
HAIRDRESSER
Claire?
CLAIRE
I've got two important meetings and I look like a pencil.
HAIRDRESSER
NO. Don't blame me for your bad choices. Hair isn't everything.
FLEABAG
Wow.
HAIRDRESSER
What?
FLEABAG
Hair. Is. Everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is. It's the difference between a good day and a bad day. We're meant to think that it is a symbol of power, a symbol of fertility, some people are exploited for it and it pays your fucking bills. Hair is everything, Anthony.
About the Author
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a multi-award-winning actor, writer, creator and showrunner. She is the writer and performer of Fleabag, which debuted at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe as a one-woman show in 2013, followed by award-winning London and New York runs. Fleabag was adapted into a critically acclaimed BBC Three television series, for which Waller-Bridge won a BAFTA for Best Female Performance in a Comedy Program.
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