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(This book is a parody and is not authorised by the Estate of Winston S. Churchill) THE PERFECT GIFT FOR DADS THIS FATHER S DAY Dear Winston, We ve just started our baby on solids and I m about to change his first nappy since then. What pep talk can I give myself? Reyansh, Chatham, 26 WC: Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say: This was their finest hour . --- Winston Churchill, oft-named greatest Briton of all time, had wisdom in abundance. Now, for the first time, that wisdom is being applied to the people most in need: FATHERS. Whether you re a 28-year-old newbie after advice on how to remove your toddler s dummy, a 40-year-old long-timer wishing your teenager would try harder at their GCSEs, or a 63-year-old veteran wanting to know how best to put the fear of God into your daughter s new fiance, you can trust Winston to have all the answers you need. --- Dear Winston, My daughter s boyfriend has just broken up with her and I want to say something that will cheer her up. Any ideas? Alan, 47, Nether Wallop WC: He looks like a female llama who has just been surprised in her bath.

About the Author

Ed Enfield is a fictional Churchill connoisseur who has spent two decades collecting paraphernelia Winston is thought to have owned or touched. He loves cigars, waistcoats, shouting Victory at all costs when he s had a couple of pints, and peering through the windows of Chartwell wistfully.